(Actual line from the movie Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day.)

Welcome to the worst bastardization of a cult classic since Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

(Not an actual line from the movie Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.)

So basically there are two main problems with this movie. One is the dialogue, and BELIEVE ME I remember that the dialogue from the first one isn’t exactly The English Patient. But this leads us to our second problem. Plot. It’s not that there are gaping holes in the plot, it’s quite simply that the plot is even more derivative and retarded than I could have possibly imagined.

On top of that, every bit of every cool thing they did, from snappy one-liners to inventive methods of attack to the way the attacks were described in detail by Special Agent Smecker… (In case you need a reminder) was fucking raped by two-bit writers, stuffed into a washing machine and slapped on the screen half-dry.

For gods sake, the brothers end up with SILENCED DESERT EAGLES!

There are a laundry list of complaints but the bottom line is:
Please don’t skullfuck yourself, or any positive associations you have with the first film by watching this giant fucking steaming pile of shit.

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