How thrilled would the United States be if some bounty hunter from Mexico named “El Perro” came across the border and started dragging Mexican rapists and killers back into Mexico? We’d give him a medal and urge him to keep up the good work.

So when our “perro,” our “Dog,” went into Mexico and dragged an American scumbag rapist out of that country and brought him back to the United States, you’d think the government of Mexico would thank us for cleaning up our own messes.

But no. Instead they demand bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman be extradited to Mexico to face kidnapping charges. How screwed up is that? Hey, how about this, Mexico? You send a few bounty hunters here and take back a few thousand of the criminals who have snuck into the country illegally and we’ll call it even.

“Dog, The Family Speaks,” an exclusive interview about Duane “Dog” Chapman’s arrest Thursday, airs at 7 p.m. today on A&E.