Been a while since i been here, and i see i must of scared of Spent Rod or he finally got his free burger. LOL

And Super Dave yes m8 im Photoshopped for sure :)

last.

foh!

Did any of you doosh nozzles get a free burger or not?

A+ 100/100 would read comments again.

you guys are the BEST.

I'd like to fondle your testes.

Definitely fake. Limey and Spent Rod are both Photoshopped for sure.

Thanks, StumbleUpon, for this little gem. Leave it to people to exert unnecessary energy to berate people they will never meet...oh, and thanks, Kenny, for the link for this year's free codes. Gotta use that one.

LOL @ JimBob...hahahahahahahaha

burger king sucks.

Has anyone actually tried getting a free whopper? I scrolled all the way down, glancing at some of the comments, which don't make any real sense, looking to see if anyone could tell if this nugget of information is actually true. I'm going to try it myself, and if it is true, the world should know. Everyone except for Burger King that is. Oh and did you know Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in Australia?

SPENT ROD IS AN UGLY FAT BASTARD, MON THE SCOTTS

What no Spent Rod reply ?
You disappoint me, guess your not as witty/smart as i thought you was,i presumed even you would have some kind of comeback ?

But then the truth does hurt sometimes.

Dry your eyes spent rod,take a few deep breathes and give your head a good shake.

I mean it could be worse you could be French !

PMSL.

Toodle pip !


The Limey.

I Will add that i don't hate Americans, and I don't think all of you are unintelligent, but you... you are exactly the type of person that these facts refers to - extremely ignorant and self obsessed, oblivious to what goes on outside your borders and obviously blissfully unaware of what everyone else thinks of you.

PS, last time I checked, your economy was down the toilet, your health care(including dentists) and education system was in shambles, you had the highest murder rate of any first-world country... I could go on but as you said "your here all week" so lets have our self some fun here !

I do believe that's a HEAD SHOT dude !

Keep well.

The Limey strikes yet again !


Booooooooom !

Spent Rod this is especially for you "BUD"

I maintain that the vast majority of Americans are apathetic, self-centred, under-educated, obese, slobby, ignorant idiots. This includes most of their leaders. They are slowly dragging the rest of the world down with them.

Lets talk REAL GENUINE FACT'S now "DUDE"

The USA scores the lowest in national average IQ among the developed countries of the world, at a national average score of 98. The data is obtained from IQ and Global Equality by Dr. Richard Lynn (professor of Psychology, University of Ulster, Northern Ireland) and Dr. Tatu Vanhanen (University of Tampere, Finland) who have done extensive research on the subject spanning several years. The national average IQ score of Americans at 98 is below 22 countries (including United Kingdom,Switzerland, Germany, Japan, North Korea and China). The low Intelligence Quotient (IQ) score of United States puts the Americans at a lower intelligence level on an average as compared to the other industrialised nations.

The mathematical skills and abilities to process mathematical problems put America on a weak spot. American high school students scored 483 in the test Program for International Student Assessment. The average scores of American students were way below those of top scoring countries like South Korea, Japan, Switzerland, Germany, Ireland, etc. all of whom scored between 503 and 544 (significantly higher than US scores). Mathematical skills, scientific temper and the ability to apply mathematical knowledge are essential in the present world and they are the roots of logical and scientific reasoning. If this becomes a weak point, a person’s ability to fare well in science, logical and anaytical thinking would suffer as well.

Another study as a special report by ABC showed that in scientific and mathematical skills, an average U.K kid scored better than a skilled American. By age fifteen Americans fell behind 25 countries in this test. They scored worse than countries which spend much less in education. The report also states that in US, mediocrity is encouraged by monopoly of public school and opportunity based scholarships, which is hurting the academic ability of Americans when compared to the rest of the world. Yes, monopoly hurts because there is no competition to better oneself against, but when it comes to countries with lesser quality of education it says something. Those countries are not well off either but in spite of that they do better than US.

“American adults in general do not understand what molecules are (other than that they are really small). Fewer than a third can identify DNA as a key to heredity. Only about 10 percent know what radiation is. One adult American in five thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth, an idea science had abandoned by the 17th century.” This is an excerpt from an article by New York Times which did a study and survey of Americans to determine their awareness. Coming from a nation which does not teach the science of evolution, discourages a scientific outlook of the world and a lot of emphasis is laid on religious faith and education, the results are hardly surprising.

Now with all these statistics and research data it is up to you, the reader of this thread, to decide if Americans really deserve the ’stupid’ tag. As with any nation, there are always exceptions which means not all Americans fit these statistics. But a majority of Americans do which creates the average data at a lower level than the other countries.

Sorry BUD/DUDE if this is all a bit much for you as you eat your way through yet another FREE whooper but i'll let you think about it for a while and see what others think.

You be safe mate !

The Limey strikes again !


Boooooooooom !

Let me take a stab in the dark here...

dadallah is BRITISH.

homo

i just read all of these comments. you're all gay. or your all gay.

what the fuck ever.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

I'll be here all week!

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, and spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

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THE SITUATION

You are in New Orleans, There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, and disappearing under the water.

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THE TEST

Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's LIMEY. At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of this posts most famous men.

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THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......










Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?













MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ok ok... Don't have a lot of time right now... But will get at least this ONE in until a bit later...

MAWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

If it wasn't for the ENGLISH... The US would be speaking German right now...?!?!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Are you insinuating that in SOME fashion the ENGLISH "saved" the US from Hitler?!

HA HA HA HA!

You silly crooked toothed goofball!

The US swooped on in and pull your TEA loving asses from the ASHES!

If it wasn't for the US you and your MATES would be dropping a shotglass of tea into your LAGER and calling it a HIGHBALL!

Germany had you on our knees (A position I assume you're comfortable with anyway) And the US MARINES saved your skin... If your entire country wasn't full of QUEENS (pun intended) You wouldn't have lost control of this great country to begin with.

As for Bush... Well... What can I say? The guy may not have been the brightest bulb in the chandelier... But he certainly knows how to kick some ass and take some names now doesn't he?

OK OK... The man is a JOKE...

But... At least he doesn't look like he's been chewing on a copper pipe his entire life. (Prince Charles)

OK... Times up... Be back later... Best I could do in 2 minutes.

I will return.

Spent Rod i have to say i take my hat off to your literacy skills and your grasp of the ENGLISH language that for the record thanks to us brits you are able to do, i mean if it wasn't for us you'd probably be talking and writing german,but thats another thread.

Lets see in light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice that Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy LoL.) Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee'). You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u'.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political in-correctness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "Shit". You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".

The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who the fuck killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

I think that just about covers it.

Hope to hear from you soon "BUD".

The Limey.

So, uh.

Can anyone take their dicks out of each other's mouths for a second and tell me if this actually works?

All this wanking makes me want a burger.

Nah...

Still MY turn...

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest BRITISH children?
A: Ask Limey's mother.

Q: How can you tell if your BRITISH wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What do you call a BRITISH prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your BRITISH hole weak.

Q: If your BRITISH wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Do you know why BRITISH women fake orgasm?
A: Because BRITISH men fake foreplay.

Q: A BRITISH woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a BRITISH man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q: What did Limey's sperm cell say to the other sperm cell?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q. How do you find a BRITISH blonde in the dark?
A. Pleasing!

Q. How do the little BRITISH boys in England know when it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Irishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is more stupid. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Englishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.

"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles, "my wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a dick!"

Limey Limey Limey..... LMFAO!

You kill me man... (or should I say "young lady"?)

I have watched many episodes of Monty Python and Faulty Towers... "IF"... I say "IF" I was British... I "TOO" would be a flaming homosexual... The British women typically make Hillary Clinton look hot!

Everyone knows that homosexuality was started in England... Then you guys spread it to the French... And it simply snowballed from there to all the other countries with butt-ugly women. (And as any educated person knows: The homosexuals in San Fransisco are simply English IMMIGRANTS.)

I have NO issues with my sexuality... I assure you... Other than that ONE time in college when I attended a COCK FIGHT... But that shouldn't count... I was drunk.

As for your wife and MY kids... Once again... I WAS DRUNK!

So lets settle this once and for all...

The English are chubby, snaggle-toothed flaming homosexuals...

The French smell...

The Italians seem to be chicken shits...

And the Americans enjoy their Whoppers...

Hmmm.... I think I'll pick America.

GOD BLESS AMERICA... And GOD BLESS WHOPPERS!

PS... From the SIZE of your queen and the LOOKS of Camilla (Prince Charles snaggle-toothed, scary-assed girlfriend) I would venture to guess they have partook in MORE than the occasional WHOPPER!

(your turn) Limey Fruitcake

Oh and Burger King as for Tree-Hugging-Vegan-faggot.

Let me tell you something, i cut trees down for a living,love a good steak(not as big as you yanks like though but then thats why your so fat) and am married with 2 children.
So i think that just about covers your comment........im now thinking are you yet another "closet homo" ?

Spent Rod with a city like San Francisco that offers gay and lesbian ONLY hotels and more than 70% of the citys population being gay or lesbian it makes me wonder how many more states/city hide the fact that there in the closet or is this just you "COMING OUT" ???

I would also like to see were you get your so called "FACTs" from.Im sure you if cheque out my stats you'll find there correct and thats why you seem to be a little worried about your sexuality........no matter im sure your closet homosexual tendency will shine some day.

JUST GO BUY A BIG MAC!

life is a highway, i'm gonna ride it all night long...
damn it...

hehehe... love stumble...

Burger King RULES!

LMAO!

74.1% of all Americans are overweight... (FACT)

92.6% of all Brits are GAY... (FACT)

Due to the fact that 98.9% of all British women have the SNAGGLE-TOOTH!... (FACT)

And True Brit....

Who said ANYTHING about wanking over a picture of my friends mom?

What I said was:

I "DID" her while eating a BIG MAC off her plump ass!

Limey:
Tree-Hugging-Vegan-faggot.

1.Americans eat more sugar and artificial sweeteners than any other people on earth.(FACT)

2.Americans also experience more episodes of acute hunger each day than any other people on earth – many people eat 11 times a day(FACT)

3.And Americans do less physical work per day than any other nation.(FACT)

and yet another fact for you :
74.1% of Americans are over weight and roll in at no.9 in the world fattest country's list.

so im guessing all them FREE bk whoppers gotta take there toll .

I await your comments.

Roughly I grabbed the frightened teen, bending her over the back of the couch. The bassinet was nearly knocked over by her desperate flailing. Shoving my hands into her waistband, I gave a quick yank downwards and....
Oops... sorry... wrong thread.

LOL love all the comments it looks like all the fans of my site are just as retarded as I am.

If new codes come out or I find something somewhere online I will update this post by putting a link on the bottom of the article.

Stay classy internets

I win.

I think this was submitted to stumble just because of the comments, and i greatly appreciate that. hahaha

"lol… I love the way stumble unites people everywhere to laugh at people arguing over something as ridiculous as this :p good times…"

yeah! good times right?!
*bookmarked!*

haha fonetics

I just personally want to thank each and everyone of you for brightening up my evening. There is nothing like a bunch of assholes arguing over Whoppers/cheesy teeth having fancy lads from the great country of Brit over absolutely nothing important at all.

Your humbled reader

The choka.

Give yourselves a hand. This MUST be on Stumble because of these ridiculous comments. I like it!

ALL WE NEED IS LOVE

seriously though, people are weird and funny, and if people were more like me, there would be no crazy internet post arguments. So what I'm saying is.. I'm glad people aren't more like me, then I would have nothing to read.

I like to misuse commas

Got Troll?

@ROFLMAO

You suck I rule

OMG ROFLMAO JUST GOT OWNED

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Now back to the "stimulus package" that most of the moron posts here resemble. If you haven't paid for your Whoppers in 6 months the Feds will buy them for you and tax those who have paid (and their children 30 years from now) to pay for it. No more using embarrassing codes. This original post was actually from Treasury Secretary Geitner.\ who "forgot" to pay for his Whoppers like he "forgot" to pay his taxes.

Fo Real...

I will definitely marry you!!!!

@Chris - Nice. Hope you didn't work too hard on that one, because umm...it sucked. A lot.

@Adam - Lol. I tried to read it all---really I did. But I got bored after the first sentence. I'm sure it was really heartfelt though, and I'll be sure to make a mental note that leaving comments on a blog about free whoppers is really important to you...oxygen thief.

@who cares, really? - How ironic that someone who thinks "This is all stupid" finds it necessary to come back and try to make point. Captain Obvious strikes again...moron.

Owned???!!! He said MATE and something about teeth! Takes a bit more than that from some little kid who thinks wanking off over a pic of his mates mum is the same as sex...

What is this about British teeth anyway? Most of our dentists are nice Arab gentlemen who not only know a lot about teeth but are also very cheap. So most Brits have great teeth. Of course we are not vain and stupid enough to spend money on artificially whitening them like some idiots but very healthy anyway.

British guy just got owned.

Hmmm......

In all the time you TARDS have been going back and forth... I had sex yet again!

TRY IT...

It kicks a WHOPPERS ass any day!

And to Limey: Yanks?! ha ha ha

FATTIES? LMAO!

I have seen WAY more FAT british chicks than american... Sorry to burst the ole' bubble there MATE... ha ha ha MATE... I love it... I'm talkin BRITISH now!

PS.... And what the hell is with those teeth?! Certainly makes a blow job out of the question... If my woman had BRITISH teeth I'd be eatin WHOPPERS too!

@Adam - will you marry me?

Its no wonder you yanks are so fat if your all looking for and arguing like children over Free Burger King Whoppers for Life !!

KEEP EATING FATTIES !

This is all stupid. When I started reading the comments my first thought was "ugh, I think you meant 'you're' instead of 'your,' you dick." I wasn't going to comment at all, but I deemed it neccessary to at least say this...it's just the internet. Stop caring so much about what people say on it. They live thousands of miles away from you and you should probably go read a book or go jogging and put down the Whopper you just paid for because this blog was a big fail.

Fo Real....

Are you for real? Sure, there are a lot of people stumbling to this site. And, yes...they are all leaving a bunch of comments that may seem worthless. First of all, if it is so worthless, why have you come back multiple times just to talk trash to people who don't even give two shits about what you have to say. Secondly, why are you getting so frustrated and pissed off at the things people say?

And how about this tasty little nugget:
"Oh and to the asshole that tries to use my exact same argument on me—fuck you."

Very interesting indeed...I feel that the only reason you wrote that last sentence is because you know it's true and you wanted to get your douchebagginess out of the way before anyone tried to argue with you. How dare you use the term oxygen thief to describe anyone that wanted to leave a harmless, fun comment on a JUST FOR FUN post. I feel that your negativity and pointless arguing with the people on these comment threads makes your more of an oxygen thief than anyone.

Oh and if you try to use my exact same argument on me—fuck you...(That was meant to be sarcasm, if you can understand what that is)


Thanks Fo Real!!! I can't wait to see what stupid comments you are going to have for me!!!

Love,
Adam

dude, you need to get laid and lighten up or something... there are more serious things in life than free burgers... and there's nothing wrong with my "stupid ass punctuation" love. I laugh in your general direction :)

Fuckity fuck fuck? Is that all you can spit out?

@what - Good one. Fuckhead.

@everyone, shut the fuck up - Wow. We all appreciate your special fucking contribution to this worthless comment thread. Keep the deep thoughts coming.

@Libentina

"lol… I love the way stumble unites people everywhere to laugh at people arguing over something as ridiculous as this :p good times…"

What the fuck do you mean good times? If sitting on your ass "stumbling" posts all day and leaving fucking stupid ass punctuation faces on Burger King Whopper posts is your idea of good times then you're a fucking oxygen thief.

Oh and to the asshole that tries to use my exact same argument on me---fuck you.

I eated chappos. Yarm ..

I just pooped.

I dont know about all your fonetics and stuf, but im getin hungry's for a wopper right now

lol... I love the way stumble unites people everywhere to laugh at people arguing over something as ridiculous as this :p good times...

no comment.

Jako and Ymono37 gobble whoppers at truckstops for free if that makes any sense.

Fo Real?-

ur gay

Wow. I left that comment three days ago and just remembered it today. And there's been 17 comments since then! Amazing. Now I'm going to have to hate on more of you idiots.

@JimmyJoeBobMike

"Never try arguing with an idiot. they just drag you down the their level and then beat you with experience."

I bet you win all your comment wars with that nice one-liner, huh? Idiot.

@Stephanie

"Remember when the person who wrote this talked about phonics and grammar and stuff? No?"

Phonics has absolutely nothing to do with grammar you retard. If you weren't wasting so much time trying to be cool and ironic on some worthless Burger King post, you would have probably learned that in fucking first grade like the rest of us.

i think seriously is stupid because he dont know wat hes talking about therse nothing wrong with not having an education

This was very nice reading material here. Reminds me of the time I almost shit my pants trying to make it to the gas station restroom. Only to read a lot of worthless but entertaining writing on the wall. I was lucky to have my trusted sharpie to add to the mindless rants and now I was able to relive that time before the WWW exploded. To think, I was on the highway then, I am on the information super highway now. WOW.

Anybody else have the song, "Life is a Highway" going through their heads now?

Life is a highwaaaay, I'm gonna riiiide it all night loooong.

Hey, remember that time this is about burgers?

Remember when the person who wrote this talked about phonics and grammar and stuff? No?

I don't either.

G-String: I totally agree. I was on stumble when I found this and had to read all these ridiculous comments. ha ha

haha thank you stumble for bringing me the very best in funny comments. does mcdonalds have anything like this btw? i like their fries better. (note my proper use of the word "their") hahahahahahahaha

Whoa, i have a feeling this is on stumble not for the post but for the squabble cause its hilarious.

ow i got rickrolled

wow

LAST !!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooo Hoooooo !!

in yo face ye patty eating mo fo's !!!!!!!!!

Actually they do still work. I totally used to run one- BK regulations state we cant argue with a customers. You could write FU12345 and have to take it.

These blog comments are full of win.

Anyways, they've updated the codes. Here is a video on how to get free whoppers, updated for 2009:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

PS: Just like jimbob said, there had to be one, right?

Never try arguing with an idiot. they just drag you down the their level and then beat you with experience.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Photoshopped!

Sorry, wrong post but hey, blog comments aren't blog comments without at least one.

Spent Rod, you do realize that you're just adding to the stupidity, don't you? Also I hope you know that she's just a cougar looking for some young fun. Have fun with your guilt and ugly, middle-aged women!

I like the guy who wastes his time talking about wasting his time and making me waste my time pointing it out

WOW!

If you fat assed morons quit eating Whoppers... Maybe... Just MAYBE you would have a date on VALINTINES DAY instead of commenting on grammar here...

As for me... I just got done squirting my SECRET SAUCE all over my best friends MOM!

I HAD IT "MY" WAY!

Losers.

@seriously?

Do me a favor and read the comment you left.

"In insulting someone it is somewhat helpful to have a 6th grade level of education in the language in which you are using."

You sound like a fucking robot. Quit wasting your time trying to sound intelligent and get your point across. "It is somewhat helpful in the language in which you are using"...you've got to be fucking kidding me. I can't even get over how hard you just tried. The only thing that annoys me more than a "Your" vs "You're" mistake is the asshole who feels the need to point it out. It's a fucking blog comment. Grow up and quit clogging up the Internet with this bullshit. The guy who wrote it obviously doesn't give a fuck. And now I've had to waste not only my time in reading your pointless comment, but also my dignity as I have to become just like you by pointing out some loser's mistake in correcting someone else on a blog that was written so far in the past it's utterly irrelevant. And now some asshole is going to have to come and do the same to me---calling me a hypocrite for dragging this shit out even more than you. Talk about a pointless fucking cycle. I hate the Internet.

Amanda, I love you, lets talk over a big mac, my treat!

douche fags are funnier than internet arguments

hello bambam, i think YOU'RE the dumb fuck since the title of this shit page is 'free burger king whoppers for LIFE'

not - free whoppers for 2006.

YOU'RE just a douche fag

Internet arguments are funny

"Your" is a possessive adjective. "You're" is a contraction for 'You Are.' In insulting someone it is somewhat helpful to have a 6th grade level of education in the language in which you are using.

Hello amanda, I think your the dumb fuck for trying to use them in 2009.
Where on this page that he posted IN 2006 does he say "so use this in three years"
your just an asshole

those dont work anymore they switch them every year u dumb fuck

Awesome post man thanks. I will try it myself.

Can't you show how to get free FOOD from someplace?