The 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Filed Under (Cool Stuff, Funny) by PreZ on 11-28-2007

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this would happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head off the desk slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

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  • http://www.mylifeupdate.com/ Chris Vincent

    Yeah, someone else has had these before, but i still can’t stop laughing at number 1 :P

  • http://www.mylifeupdate.com Chris Vincent

    Yeah, someone else has had these before, but i still can’t stop laughing at number 1 :P

  • http://www.texastakeover.com/ CEO254

    Tell your boss that there was a mosquito in your eye and you were suffocating it.

  • http://www.texastakeover.com CEO254

    Tell your boss that there was a mosquito in your eye and you were suffocating it.

  • Debra Phillips

    Number 1 really work I tried it last year, hahaha!!!

  • Debra Phillips

    Number 1 really work I tried it last year, hahaha!!!

  • chad

    hahaha!!! told you that Jesus saves…

  • chad

    hahaha!!! told you that Jesus saves…

  • mik

    no.1 only works because it is illegal to criticise any religion publicly. they just secretly think a little less of you.

  • mik

    no.1 only works because it is illegal to criticise any religion publicly. they just secretly think a little less of you.