The 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

November 28th, 2007 by PreZ

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this would happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head off the desk slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”


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  1. 5 Responses to “The 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk”

  2. Yeah, someone else has had these before, but i still can’t stop laughing at number 1 :P

    By Chris Vincent on Feb 3, 2008

  3. Tell your boss that there was a mosquito in your eye and you were suffocating it.

    By CEO254 on Feb 3, 2008

  4. Number 1 really work I tried it last year, hahaha!!!

    By Debra Phillips on Feb 12, 2008

  5. hahaha!!! told you that Jesus saves…

    By chad on Jun 17, 2008

  6. no.1 only works because it is illegal to criticise any religion publicly. they just secretly think a little less of you.

    By mik on Oct 28, 2008

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