Top 5 reasons why John Kerry will never be President

Filed Under (Amazing people) by PreZ on 11-01-2006

I have no political agenda and could care less who becomes the next president but John Kerry is slowly killing his own chances of becoming president.

#1 He says Incredibly stupid things.

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#2 He’s a pussy, Hillary Clinton has bigger balls than John Kerry and a better chance of getting elected by swing voters.

#3 John Kerry doesn’t know a bad photo op from a good one.

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#4 He flip flops more than a fish out of water. We can all remember the guy that voted for the war then said he shouldn’t have.

“I don’t think any United States senator is going to abandon our troops and recklessly leave Iraq to whatever follows as a result of simply cutting and running,” he said.

#5 John Kerry throws like a girl…

What are we gonna do when hes on national TV in front of millions throwing out the first pitch of a baseball game?

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